Author's Note: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Twilight is a very appropriate form of bad literature and I will prove it to you.
For starters Twilight is a 498 page book yet reader’s do not figure out that plot is in fact not Bella and Edward’s love until page 321. Also in Twilight Edward watches Bella sleep and she is surprisingly okay with that. If my boyfriend snuck into my house every night to watch me sleep I would be creeped out! Also in the fourth book of the series Jacob imprints on Bella and Edwards baby, a lot of reader’s do not understand what it means for a wolf to imprint on a human. It means that when the baby grows up he is going to marry her. CREEPY!!!! Also Edward was a vampire right, plan and simple, yet not once does the book use the word fang. Also in “Twilight” Bella is 17 years old, and Edward is hitting on her even though he is 109 years old. And last but not least vampires are supposed to be scary yet Edward is a die-heart romantic. VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ETERNAL DEMONS!!! DEMONS!!!!
Alright, the voice of reason comes through. Justin Beiber rules.
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